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  1. me: do you accept simoleons
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  1. Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
  2. Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
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The Honey Pot: List: things I wish I could ask during a job interview

owlpacino:

  • If I work hard for hours and decide to take a small break to watch a video online and you happen to walk in right at that exact moment, how scared will I be?
  • If I accept employment here, will my closet need a section for horribly uncomfortable clothing and shoes that in no way…
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You won’t allow me to go to school.
I won’t become a doctor.
Remember this:
One day you will be sick.
Poem written by an 11 year old Afghan girl (via aclockworkorange)

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archiemcphee:

Once again the awesome power of nature goes and produces something that looks like it couldn’t possibly be real. Last time it was the Jewel Caterpillar. Now we have the prettiest ear of corn we’ve ever seen.

This is the aptly named Glass Gem Corn. The photos are from Seeds Trust (“a 25 year-old family seed company dedicated to teaching you to save your own seeds, grow a delicious home garden and create stunning native landscapes”) who shared the following background story about this stunning vegetable:

“Seedsman Greg Schoen got the seed from Carl Barnes, a part-Cherokee man, now in his 80’s, in Oklahoma. He was Greg’s “corn-teacher”. Greg was in the process of moving last year and wanted someone else to store and protect some of his seeds. He left samples of several corn varieties, including glass gem. I grew out a small handful this past summer just to see. 
The rest, as they say is history. I got so excited, I posted a picture on Facebook. We have never seen anything like this. Unfortunately, we did not grow out enough to sell. Look for a small amount for sale starting in August 2011.”

Of course now we can’t help but wonder if it tastes as good as it looks. 

[via TYWKIWDBI and Farming and Agriculture]

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velvetrobots:

Communism: You come for the politics, you stay for the jokes.